So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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