the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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