i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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