Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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