I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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