I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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