yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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