I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you will always have a special place in my vag
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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