Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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