And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Why is your signature on my underwear?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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