I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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