Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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