I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
this hospital has no fireball
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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