I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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