she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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