I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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