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Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Bring me that man meat
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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