remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
