Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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