Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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