You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My vagina just clenched in fear
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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