It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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