If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
