I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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