My brain says no but my pants say off.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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