Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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