i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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