I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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