I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
did i walk over a car last night?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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