Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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