I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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