At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
