He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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