i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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