I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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