I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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