can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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