Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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