similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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