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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung

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(706): View more from Georgia

don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...

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(734): View more from Michigan

My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...

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(519): View more from Ontario

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.

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(956): View more from Texas

Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life

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(917): View more from New York City

I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot

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(585): View more from New York

dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.

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