I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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