So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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