so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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