this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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