thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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