was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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