Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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