idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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