We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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