Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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