So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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