Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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