going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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