i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I don't think brook has ever known best
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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